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  Marde mire doctor Mige kamaram Dard mikone doctor mige dar rooz che kar mikoni mige sobh pa misham ba zanam hal mikonam badesh ba zanam hal mikonam nahar ke khordam ba zanam hal mikonam bad az oon ba zanam hal mikonam sham ke khordam ba zanam hal mikonam doctore mige khub az kare ziadie mige khuda ro sukr man fekr mikardam az jarghe ziade







Hame dokhtara hojoom avordan be dare khooneye Hamid !!!!????? CHERA ???? Akhe doodoolesh tabarroke











Farhangestane zabane farsi be jaye kalameye biganeye KANDOM kalameye asile shaghayegh(shagh+ayegh) ra entekhab kard !! Pas Ta shaghayegh hast zendegi bayad kard







Khare mire jangal mige man shir mikhoram ,palang mikhoram,gorg mikhoram.Shire az poshte derakhat miad biron,khare mige bazi vaghta gohe ziadi ham mikhoram !







bache az babash miporse:baba adama chejori bache dar mishan? baba: pesaram ye fereshte miyad bacharo mizare to damane madar, bache: Ee pas kardan tasir nadare?!







Turiste mige chera too iran hame hamdiga ro khahar baradar seda mikonid? Migan sale 57 yeki peyda shod, madare hame ro gaeed hame ba ham khahar baradar shodan!!.













ye yaru ba eftekhar be dustash mige man dishab kos kardam.

dustash goftan boro baba to ke pul nadari?pul az koja avordi?

mige kun dadam!!!!!







dishab mane falak zade bafaty kos kapak zade rafte boodim safa konim 1bache dasto pa konim hei mizadim tolombe tolombe az kar oftad khoon az kosesh rah oftad









Sherkat ab miveye rani elam kard: be zoodi rani ba tame shire madar be hamrah tikehaye mame be bazar miyad! (King - group A)







fargh hawa peyma ba kir midooni chiye hawa peyma waghty boland mishe kochik mishe kir har waght boland mishe bozorg mishe









sineye jape 90% darsat dokhtarha az samt rast bozotrgtare jon 90%pesarha dast rast hastan









Istgahaye metroe ghazvin

1.Kir damad

2.Darvaze koon

3.Hafte kir

4.Javan marde koon baz

5.Hashar abad

6.Bezarestan

7.Toop koone !









Shebahat Zan ba Piaz Har Hardoshoon ashk adam o dar Miaran Ta lokht besha











pesare mirafte mahd, be mamanesh mige toye mahd bacheha harf bad bad mizanan

mamane mige:to az in harfa nazani

bachehe mige:man be ... e nanam mikhandam











jashnvare filmhaye ghom: aba ghermezy, amamey baraye 2 nafar, man mola 15 sal daram, akhondy az ghafas parid, in akhond harf nemizanad, akhondy dar atash, akhondy ba kafsh haye katany!











Ghanoone avale Zakaria Razi : Kos, mesle Alkol mimoone, age nakoni, mippare!











picho mohre mohre Be bachehe megan baba nanat chetoran ? Mige : roza mesle sago gorbe , shaba mesle picho mohre













4 rooz aval dustie dokhtarha:

1.dosam dashte bash,behem dast nazan.

2.behem dast bezan,boosam nakon.

3.boos kon,ama mano nakon.

4.mano bokon,ama faramosham nakon











farghe zan ba sarbaz:

sarbaz vaghti taslim mishe dastasho hava mikone vali zan vaghti taslim mishe pahasho hava mikone!











shebahate havij ba manto kutah:

hardoshun chashmo taghviat mikonan!!









farghe kun ba ray:

age kun bedi shayad kunet ta 1 hafte darda kone ama age ray bedi ta chand sal kunet misuze!







shebahat zan va mobile:

hardo az paien sharj mishan!!













farghe zan hamele ba badkonak:

badkonak ro aval badesh mikonan bad bahash bazi mikonam vali zan ro aval bahash bazi mikonan bad badesh mikonan!!









farghe professor ba zane jende:

professor kheili chiz ha too sareshe ama zane jende kheili sar ha too chizeshe!!









shebahat doctore zanan ba kargar pitza forushi:

hardoshun booye uno hes mikonan ama nemitunan bokhoraesh!!









Do ta nini kenare ham khabidan nini pesare be oon yeki mige to dokhtali ya pesali???oon yeki mige nemidoonam mige biya belim zile patoo ta behet begam vaghti az zire patoo miyad biroon mige to dokhtali mige az koja fahmidi mige chon joolabat soolatiye











Shebahate zan ba blite otobos:

hardoshon ham az aghab midan ham az jolo









Zane mire doctore zanan, mige; "bazivaghta enghadr sineham dard migire ke mikham bekanam bendazam jeloy e gorbe bokhore, chekar konam? Dr mige: miyu, miyu!















elahi ghol morad biyofte rut va to hey behesh begi pasho va un key bege haa ???!!! :-D

shabih tarin chiz be periode khanum ha hoghugh ast.be 3 dalil:

1)mahiane miad,

2) 5-6 ruz bishtar tul nemikeshe,

3)tamum ke shod mikonanet!!







shebahate mard va mush:

hardo donbale surakh migardan!!









shebahate pezeshke atfal ba ghazvini:

hardoshun bache ha ro khub mikonan!!









farghe monshiye khub ba monshiye kheili khub:

monshiye khub mige sobh be kheir aghaye raies ama monshiye kheili khub mige sobh shode aghaye raies!!









shebahate nune sukhte va zane hamele va adame ghargh shode:

har 3 tashun ro dir keshidan birun!!









shebahate zan ba gusfand:

hame jashuno mishe khord joz pashmashun!!









vorudiye shahre ghom neveshte shode ba vozu vared shavid,vorudiye shahre ghazvin neveshte shode ba roku vared shavid,vorudiye shahre rasht neveshte shode az gheirate khod bekahid!!









Shangolo Mangole 2007 :

Gorge Dar Mizane

Maman Bozi Az Ayfon Tasviri Mige:Kasi Khoneh Nist ,Bia Bala !

Gorge Mige:

BiKhial Baba! Farda CD'moon Dar Miad.











ye ruz ye zane mire pishe doctor mige: aghaye doctor man har vaght bademjan mikhoram labam bad mikone. doctore mige: in ke eyb nadare, man har vaght la









Ye kon dari shah nadare,sorakhi dari chah nadare,be ma ke neshonesh nemidi,bara ma tekonesh nemidi,be kasi midi arab bashe,sare dolesh tabar bashe...







Man 1 Roz roozeh Nagereftam; bayad 60 Nafar Ro SiR BOKONAM.

59 Nafar Ro kardam Emshab barnamat chiye..!!!









Az hameye sherkatha mikhan yek kalameye iran be akhare esmeshon ezafe konan hame sherkatha ghabol mikonan be gheir az sherkat bikiran!.







Dar ghadim bayad short ra kenar mizadim ta kun dideh mishod ,ama hala bayad kun ra kenar bezanim ta short dideh beshe







Bad az sex: dokhtaraye amrikayi migan: "oh yesss" dokhtaraye almani migan: "oh yaaah" dokhtaraye irani migan: "be kasi nagiya"









Ye zarbolmasal chiniye ke mige age khoda be zanha etemad dasht polomp shode nemiafarideshan!













Adam lab be gorbage bede vali sms tekrari nade









Taarofate kos be kir:

khoda az kolofti kametun nakone,bozorgi az khodetune,ma ke sine chakim,intori ke bade dame dar sarpa vaicin,sarde befarmain tu garm shin!







Anvae kos:

\!/ sefr kilometr

\¤/ kar karde

\O/ goshad

\()/ pare shode

\¥/ dookhte shode

\$/ jende

\?/ zayeman

\*/ pir

( ) kosse amat











Vezarate ershad she're ATAL MATAL TOOTOOLE ra be dalayele zir gheyre mojaz e'lam

bordan felestin, begir yek zane rastin, esmesho bezar hakime, ke chadoresh zakhime.











5 mazyate jagh:

1 ehtiaj be khone khali nist

2 polet to jibet mimone

3 mamor nemigiratet

4 tangi goshadish daste khodete











zana az marda 5 khaste daran :

1 shahvate shotor

2 kamare gav

3 vafadarie sag

4 nejabate asb

5 kire khar









Bachehe miad khooneh mige baba dikteh 18 gereftam.

babash mige ChooChooleto bokhoram!

bachehe mige baba 20 begiram suck mizani baram?!











Hasele ezdevaje ye japoni ba ye irani chie? ......? ....? Ye bacheye cheshm tange koon goshad !!









Bache be mamanesh mige:tu mahdekudak harfaye zesht mizanan. Madar:to yevaght yad nagiri. Bache:man be kose nanam mikhandam az kosesheraye in bache koonia begam!.











Be morghe migan:

mitooni roozi 10 ta tokhm bezari?

mige:

oon kare jendehaye telavange!







Az ye BijAnbehe lAb migiran hamele mishe..!









Mard ha hame doroogh goo'an, tanha raste zendegishoon to shorteshoone.!.







Ghadimia : ghomaro aragho khanoombazi !! Emroozia : exo sexo dokhtarbazi !! ma ham ke chipso pofako sms bazi !!!manam ilove u









Sari az koonet ye kopi begir mikham aslesho pare konam!







dokhatre ba babash mire hamoom kire babash ro mibine be babash mige baba in chiye ?

babash mige in dudule

dokhtare mige ahhh che esme kiri dare !









age gofti chera mehman darane havapeyma ro az zanaye khoshgel entekhab mikonan ?

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vase inke havapeyma zood tar boland she











Ma bishtarin pulo tu zendegi baraye lebas midim ama bishtarin lezato bedune lebas mibarim...!







Be khoruse migan che ghazai dust dari?mige Olviye chera!chon sineye morgh dare









Age kos be namak tabdil she 2khtar=banamak... koskesh=namaki... kosnadide=namaknashnas... kosetoop=namakparvarde...Jende=namakbeharoom..







Pesare shalvaresho jeloye 1dokhtar darmiyare mige to azina dari?Dokhtare damanesho mizane bala, mige mami gofte ba in mituni 1000ta mese oon dashte bashi.









zanan dar senin mokhtalef : 10 : mibarish ru takht ta barash dastan begi 20 : barash dastan migi ta bebarish ru takht 30 : niazi be dastan nist,khodesh miad ru takht 40 : barat dastan mige ta to ro bebare ru takht 50: ye dastan bayad joor koni ta az ru takht farar koni!

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Dokhtara miran pishe khoda shekaiat ke chera pesara az oona daran ma nadarim? Neda miad ke oon male shomast! hammalish male pesarast !!!







-por kar tarin ozve badan KOON ast chon: 1 vaghty khoshhaly too koonet aroosiye 2 vaghty kerm dary koonet mikhare 3 vaghty tanbaly koonet goshade 4 vaghty herset migire koonet misooze 5 vaghty baghiye ro hers midy koonet khonak mishe 6 vaghty asabet kharabe koonet pare mishe!













Yaroo mire ampool bezane. khanoomeh mige shalvareto bekesh paiin. mige: man khejalat mikesham aval shoma bekeshid paiin.







5 model kardan darim . 1 fekr kardan. 2 bazi kardan . 3 negah kardan . 4 partab kardan . 5 besuze damaghe ounayi ke fekre bad kardan .









Shenidam tame labat mesle morabast pas moraba bede baba







3joor koon dAdan jAyez Ast:1.dar sarbAzi 2.be zoor 3.az sare marAm che tory bA marAm?





Liste daruhaye jadid:

- Sucksicilin

- Begametazon

- Bezabegamet

- Derazpam

- BezarLapam

- Dulifex

- Bekonpelex

- kiropsikam

- Antikostamin

- Bemalbetazon









Ghanon 12 edison:Boos yek jaryane 220 volte ke age modatesh ziyad she, fiyooze markazi mizane biroon !..











Shahrzad keshid paieen

ahmad raft rosh!

Akharin akhbar az bazare chaie!!!









ye zanbor raft to damane dokhtare, age gofti kojaro nish zad?........................................ na ,bi adab daste dost pesaresho!











Osoole zendegi dar iran: 1.Nakoni mikonanet. 2.Bokoni ham mikonanet. 3.Bedi mikonanet. 4.Nadi baz ham mikonanet. Pas har jor dost dari zendegi kon!!
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